Back in 2009, I had the audacity to think that I could actually create and maintain a blog that would reel in thousands if not hundreds of thousands of readers daily. They would link together simultaneously to view the spectacular comments I would write day after day, dancing around a fire as they sang, "Huzzah!" to one celebrated post after another. Eventually my reeling fanbase would promote me to prestigious heights, enough to retire in a beautiful summer home next to my best friend Bill Gates, smoking cigars and fondling our gorgeous, big-breasted wives in a gleaming sunset.
Needless to say, that didn't happen. I'm still poor, still nerdy and still have way too much time on my hands.
Therefore, after scrapping the original blog [Editor's Note: forgetting how to sign in], I created this brand new blog dedicated to my commentary on music, movies, games, current events, whatever I damn well feel like posting about. Strap in and enjoy the ride, kiddies; unleash the rage!
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